One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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