Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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