What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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