I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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