My friends, they love my intelligence
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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