her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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