i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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