Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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