THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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