1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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