I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she told me i tasted like america
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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