I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
you never un-have a 4some
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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