Yo dont text me then not text me
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
its liver damage thursday
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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