The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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