I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We were destined to go to rehab together
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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