You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
