We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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