a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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