He had one of those small greek statue penises
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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