I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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