her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
