you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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