I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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