awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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