My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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