omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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