He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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