How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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