So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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