Buhtt sex?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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