I'm drive I can fine osifer
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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