girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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