I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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