Someone shit on the floor
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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