I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
this will be a night to untag.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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