Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Sober January is a disaster.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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