how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well I just put wine in my tea
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
