Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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