I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Im part way to drunk.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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