Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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