i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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