i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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