it was like eating out sand paper
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Shame - the story of my life.
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