Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Can Purell be used as lube?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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