lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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