I heard we made out
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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