I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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