If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
