What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
