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I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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