She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm like, not good at living.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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