My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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