She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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