question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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