dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We had sex on a dog bed..
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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