3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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